Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
So I found this bug in the downstairs bathroom at work, and at first I was like “Ew gross go away” and I sort of shoved it to the side with my foot, but then I noticed that it was dragging its back legs like they were broken and I felt really bad, so I picked him up
and decided to let him live the rest of his short buggy life outside where he belongs instead of inside the lady’s bathroom
Goodbye little guy, have a nice life